Citizen's Arrest

Wouldn’t it be great if anyone could issue a traffic ticket? They could be “provisional violations,” but when you got five of them, they would become a real ticket with a real fine. Just yesterday, a driver cut across an intersection so close it practically tore the nose off of my car – and I had just spent two hours hand waxing it! Don’t people remember the concept of turning “square corners” from driving class? And what about those buffoons that swing WAY out like the Titanic before turning into a street or driveway? Wouldn’t you love to put a ticket on those huge trucks that park so they take up three spaces? Remember the “citizen’s arrest” episode of Andy Griffith? Where is Barney when we need him? I could issue ten tickets a month, easy. Just being helpful.