Litter
I never, ever throw trash out the window of my car – but I do throw banana peels. They rot and are gone very quickly, squirrels and ants like to eat them, and I don’t want them smelling up my car. In my opinion, banana peels are not litter. My wife disagrees, and the law might as well. Today, the law (or karma) won. I slung a peel out the passenger window with unusual force, attempting to make it land neatly in the grass beside the road. But I had rolled down the rear window instead of the front one. The peel splatted loudly against the glass, and slowly slid down the window – leaving banana meat all over my freshly scrubbed glass. Now I’m angry, and the law won.