Monday, December 1, 2008

Conspiracy!
I have no use or patience for conspiracy theorists. Their biggest assumption is this or that group huddles together on a regular basis to make sweeping decisions for the rest of us. Let me elaborate. Cancer doctors do NOT assemble to squash cures and keep cancer going, so they can be rich. Media folks do NOT assemble and spin the news so they all come to the same conclusion. Oil producers do NOT assemble to buy out or kill folks that are designing ultra-fuel-efficient cars. Christians do NOT gather and plan ways to monopolize the government. Liberals do NOT gather and scheme about tearing family values away from conservatives. Muslims do NOT (ALL) huddle and plan to kill the citizens of the U.S. There are at least two terms for those who believe in such gatherings – paranoia and schizophrenia. Therapy and medication is available for both.

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