Sunday, March 29, 2009

Responsibility
I sold a car over five years ago, and I’m still fighting the stupid thing. Yesterday was the fourth phone call, with the current owner needing me to waste an hour of my time to get a document notarized. This all happened because I left the license plate on the car when I sold it. I trusted the original buyer to register it right away, get new plates, and get my name off the record. I assumed he would be responsible, and do the right / legal thing. A couple months ago I got a call about another call I sold TEN years ago! Because I’m responsible, I expect others to be as well. I know I’m getting old and cranky, but some folks should just be slapped. Hard. Shakespeare out.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Got nuthin’
It is astoundingly rare for me to have nothing to say. My wife was first attracted to me in our college years because, while she was quiet and shy, I almost always had something to say. Now, a lot of the time, she wishes I would just be quiet. Not an easy thing for me to be quiet. Our dog is almost totally silent – one reason we like her so much. When my wife and I compare notes at the end of the day, she often says “Got nuthin” – which means no news worth mentioning. This week, it’s me. Just not feeling very creative right now – got nuthin’. Will hope for some kind of muse to fly by next week, I guess.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Dollar Store
I got hooked when I was younger and poorer, and now it’s hard to shake the habit. My wife goes to the shoe store, and I walk across the parking lot to the dollar store. Bargains galore – cheap tools, kitchen gadgets, snack foods, seasonal merchandise, tech stuff, etc. Some of the customers look broke, but most of them look a lot like me. Finding cheap treasures can be fun. Still, though, there are some things you should never buy at a dollar store. Underwear, pregnancy tests, saline drops for your eyes, candy from unheard of countries – these items seem very suspect to me. Who was surprised last year when Chinese toothpaste from dollar stores was found to be tainted? Come on people – even bargain-hunting has its limits!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Fail
My father was a pastor, and he often quoted scripture as saying “Rejoice not in another’s tribulation.” My interpretation is that means “don’t laugh at someone who is already down.” Good advice, and good psychology, but not always easy to heed. The sad fact is – it’s often funny, sometimes very funny, when people screw up. The websites devoted to “fails,” “dumbest criminals,” and “Darwin awards” are pretty riotous stuff. Having said that, I hope I never make any of those websites or lists. We all do stupid stuff, and I have committed some real doozies. Fortunately, no one was there to record the event. So, we live to give it another try. Life is good!

Monday, March 2, 2009

Incentive
Tim is ten years younger than I am, but he’s dying. An alcoholic for years, he has lost everything important to him – wife, kids, job, and home. Tim says he doesn’t want to die, but he has no incentive to keep living. Very sad. Three years ago, I bought a bicycle for incentive to get in shape. I’ve now ridden it over 3,000 miles. My wife just bought an expensive bike, to give her incentive to ride and lose weight. This summer we hope to take an anniversary cruise, so we now have an incentive to “get hot” (my wife’s words) before summer. Without incentive, life would be a very dreary existence. There are lots of great incentives in my life. How about yours?